Don’t hate the wait. Life in the slow lane.
Slothers don’t swim in the mainstream.
Choosing is hard. We don’t let you.
I wasn’t hungry when I ordered but I was starving when it arrived. They absolutely snailed it.
Try branching out. Vine dining is the new fine dining.
Choosers are the losers. I didn’t know what I wanted neither did they. 10/10.
At Slotheroo we believe that ordering food online should be slow, random and definitely fun. We also truly believe slow and steady wins the race. Rather than conforming to mainstream life become a slother and live life in the slow lane. We know you're sick of on demand delivery because in a world poor on time and space, life is simply too short for fast food.
Slotheroo is simple. Order. Wait. Wait longer. Wait longer. Wait longer. Slotheroo delivers. You eat.— Tom Ray (@bytomray) March 31, 2017