Don’t hate the wait. Life in the slow lane.
Slothers don’t swim in the mainstream.
Choosing is hard. We don’t let you.
At Slotheroo we believe that ordering food online should be slow, random and definitely fun. We also truly believe slow and steady wins the race. Rather than conforming to mainstream life become a slother and live life in the slow lane. We know you're sick of on demand delivery because in a world poor on time and space, life is simply too short for fast food.
Just ordered a takeaway from @slotheroo last week and it arrived this morning! incredible service :ok_hand: #DontHateTheWait #slotheroo pic.twitter.com/edF0ZyuT8M
— Sam :man::computer: (@thisdickie) March 31, 2017
Wooo I've ordered food in advance on @slotheroo 🥓🍳🍔🍟🍕 ETA: Next month #DontHateTheWait #slotheroo pic.twitter.com/C9lnyMQ14G
— Grzegorz Hadała (@GregHadala) March 31, 2017
Slotheroo is simple. Order. Wait. Wait longer. Wait longer. Wait longer. Slotheroo delivers. You eat.
— Tom Ray (@bytomray) March 31, 2017